毛遂自荐

毛 = 丿 + 二 + 乚 : Mahatma Gandhi finally found a way to get some hair again: Just inside the aorta's kitchen, he used a shovel to dig up several Cartesian coordinate systems. He rejoices, because finally his dream of being a punk once again can finally come true.

毛 = 丿 + 二 + 乚 : Mahatma Gandhi finally found a way to get some hair again: Just inside the aorta's kitchen, he used a shovel to dig up several bananas. Using a charged capacitor, he fuses them to his head.

遂 = 丷 + 豕 + 辶 : Mnemonic symbol: hemiplegia (半身不遂).

The mean crocodile (丷) has been observing the swine (豕) try on its gladiator sandals (辶) in the Eiffel Tower's bathroom (ei4) for quite some time. As it is ready to charge it is assaulted by Susan Saint Bernard (su) who bites the crocodile and instantly causes it to suffer from hemiplegia (遂) through her venom, thereupon (遂) giving the swine enough time to escape with its new gladiator sandals.

自 = 丶 + 目 : Mnemonic symbol: a hand mirror, which someone uses to look at themselves.

The Eye of Providence (目) is looking at itself (自) in a handheld mirror (自) in the space station's bathroom (Ø4). It think it's indeed looking very good, since Zorro (z) attached a petal (丶) to its eye (目).

荐 = 艹 + 存 : Joan of Arc (ji) purchased artificial lawn (艹) and a floppy disc (存) from the internet to offer sacrifice (荐) in the anthill's bathroom (an4). When she burns the artificial lawn and the floppy disc it gives a terrible smell, but Joan of Arc is satisfied how fast the things burn so she writes a very approving recommendation (荐) on the internet.