to break down / to break into pieces / fragmentary
碎
=
卒
+
石
:
In the Eiffel Tower's bathroom (ei4) Susan Saint Bernard (su) got some stones (石) into her web which she cannot get rid of. Fortunately a soldier (卒) helps her to get rid of the rocks by smashing them into small pieces (碎) using his martial arts skills.
classifier for years (of age) / year / year (of crop harvests)
岁
=
夕
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山
:
Susan Saint Bernard (su) meets a bat (夕) in the bathroom of the Eiffel Tower (ei4). They make a bet: The one who is older (岁) will be allowed to eat the other using a fork (山).
The mean crocodile (丷) has been observing the swine (豕) try on its gladiator sandals (辶) in the Eiffel Tower's bathroom (ei4) for quite some time. As it is ready to charge it is assaulted by Susan Saint Bernard (su) who bites the crocodile and instantly causes it to suffer from hemiplegia (遂) through her venom, thereupon (遂) giving the swine enough time to escape with its new gladiator sandals.
隧
=
阝
+
遂
:
The Pope (阝) found a secret tunnel (隧) leading directly to Susan Saint Bernard's (su) lair in the Eiffel Tower's bathroom (ei4), but as he wants to enter he suddenly suffers from hemiplegia (遂).