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Don Quixote (d) is showing off his special knifes in front of the aorta (ao1). One is made from a dinosaur bone (丨), and the other is made from a crowbar (亅).

Mnemonic symbol: a kitchen knife.

Mnemonic symbol: to separate two liquids, one can use a distiller.

In engine’s bathroom ((e)ng4) Li Qingzhao (li) wants to distill a liquor (另) out of mandarins (口). She puts the mandarins in the distiller and hits the power button (力).

Mnemonic symbol: 口 shall be represented by a mandarin. Karl Marx (k-) is enjoying a mandarin in the outhouse’s living room (ou3).

Mother Teresa (ti) is listening to the sound that is made when a barbell (斤) squashes a mandarin (口) in front of the engine ((e)ng1).

Ti is for Mother Teresa.

Mnemonic symbol: barbells with 500g on each side.

Joan of Arc (ji) is lifting barbells (斤) in front of the encampment ((e)n1). Before each set she eats all the bananas from a banana tree (⺁) for the magnesium, and after each set she eats a T-bone steak (丅) for the protein.

The waiter (员) serves Yu the Great (yu) in the center of the encampment’s living room ((e)n3) when suddenly the Pope (阝) crashes through the ceiling riding a meteor (陨).

James II of England (zh) waits at the bus stop (站) inside of the anthill’s bathroom (an4). He carries a very precious vase (立), which he protects with a yellow umbrella (占).

Zh is for James II of England (詹姆斯二世, zhān​mǔ​sī èr​shì).

Li Qing Zhao (li) hides her weed (䒑) in a vase (立) in the space station’s bathroom (Ø4). To get the weed there, she smuggles it under her beret (亠).

Li is for Li Qingzhao, writer and poet of the Song Dynasty.

In the space station’s bathroom.

Mnemonic symbol: mainly from the shape of the character 立 which to me looks like a vase, and can also be set up.

Maud Younger (y) forgot her keys to the space station (Ø1), all she brought outside was her flute (一). She has no choice but to crash the door with the giant flute.

C is for the King of Chu.

The King of Chu (c) had too much weed (䒑) in the aorta’s living room (ao3) and questions himself when he sees a mean crocodile (丷) playing the flute (一) for him.

Mnemonic symbol: as an alternative to grass I choose weed.

Mnemonic symbol: Jesse James, the younger one of the James brothers (弟).

A mean crocodile (丷) harasses Dorothy Gale (di) in the space station’s bathroom (Ø4), but Jesse James (弟) is there to stop him. With a composite bow (弓), he shoots a banana (丿) as a warning shot; as the banana doesn’t stop the crocodile, Jesse shoots a dinosaur bone (丨) right into the crocodile’s crotch.