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Joan of Arc joined an apocalyptic religious sect that taught her to dig her own grave. Wearing a mourning veil, she breaks the floor of the aorta's bathroom open using a sledgehammer.
clique / school / group / faction / to dispatch / to send / to assign / to appoint / pi (Greek letter Ππ) / the circular ratio pi = 3.1415926 / (loanword) pie
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The king is very proud of the banana tree in his airplane's bathroom. He regularly dispatches Pinocchio to make sure the banana tree gets enough water by having Pinocchio water it with extremely expensive bottled water. Each time Pinocchio waters the tree he has to use a step ladder to reach high enough.