Helga Horse (hu) invited the Yellow Emperor (黄) to have a few cuba libres (由) in the anglepod's kitchen (ang2). But it's a trap! After the yellow emperor is drunk enough, Helga Horse spills eightballs (八) on the floor for the yellow emperor to trip on and fall into a well (井).
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On a moonlit (月) night, Xi Shi (xi) booked a spa day at a hot water spring (泉) that turned out to be the bathroom in an anthill (an4). The ants were polite but insisted on a tiny towel and a strict “no cannonballs” policy. When the steam hit her, a gland (腺) in her elbow chimed in like a wellness coach, declaring this “peak exfoliation.” The moon (月), acting like a nosy neighbor, asked for a review, and Xi Shi (xi) gave it four stars—minus one for the long line of ants judging her bath-time poetry.