雹
=
雨
+
包
:
When Beelzebub (b) didn't invent hail (雹) storms yet he just had let it rain (雨) colorful handbags (包), especially just inside the aorta's kitchen (ao2).
块
=
土
+
夬
:
Karl Koala let the crystal ball drop in the airplane's bathroom. He collected all the pieces and fixed them together again using nothing but dirt. After he asks the crystal ball whether or not everything is okay, the crystal ball replies that Karl is a piece of shit.