酒
=
氵
+
酉
:
The rooster and Maud Younger are downing some baijiu in the outhouse. Maud Younger doesn't notice though that the rooster is hiding a bottle of water behind him and every time when Maud is not looking he replaces his booze with water.
滋
=
兹
+
氵
:
Zorro (z) tastes (滋) a bottle of water (氵) in front of the space station (Ø1) but it tastes like aids (艾 ai4 滋 zi1). Grieving that he develops (滋) the symptoms of aids he retreats on a Nimitz class aircraft carrier (兹).
事
=
𠮛
+
彐
+
亅
:
Sherlock Holmes read a magic scroll in the bathroom of the space station. The scroll promised eternal love to anyone who reads it and wears a pig's nose while doing so, and Sherlock gave it a try. Now he summoned the thing, and he is scared to death! All he has to defend with is a crowbar. However, he never was in danger: Since he is wearing the pig snout, the thing thinks Sherlock is his mommy, and it just wants to cuddle.