Hamlet (h) recently got a lot of money, so he became a nouveau rich (豪). First he bought a new beret (亠). He then fulfilled himself a wish he had for a long time: standing on a swine (豕) and a porcupine (豪), he is riding out of the aorta's kitchen (ao2) into the world, eating a mandarin (口).
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Sherlock Holmes (sh) wants to become a member of the gentry (绅) and is reading a style guide (申) in front of the encampment ((e)n1). Unfortunately he doesn't quite get the book and subsequently dresses himself with live silk worms (纟).