stick / club / cudgel / smart / capable / strong / wonderful / classifier for legs of a relay race
棒
=
奉
+
木
:
A baseball player has to serve (奉) Beelzebub (b) and listen to his every command. In anglepod's bathroom (ang4) Beelzebub orders him to cut down a Christmas tree (木) using his baseball bat (棒).
to compete / competition / match / to surpass / better than / superior to / to excel
赛
=
宀
+
井
+
丌
+
贝
:
Socrates (s) and the crab (贝) are competing in a competition (赛) in the airplane's bathroom (ai4). The competition is about stacking wells (井) as high as possible. After time's up, Socrates is the clear winner. He climbs the winner's pedestal (丌) and receives a honorary PhD and thus a graduation cap (宀).