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Charlie Chaplin (ch) wants to eat healthy so he decided to drink a smoothie in front of the anthill (an1). He doesn't know how to make smoothies, so he bought a set. The set included a toy claw (扌) to mix (搀) a few beautiful blossoms (⺀) in a glass, but the set also included a disclaimer (免) that the makers will not be responsible for Charlie's death should he die after drinking the smoothie.
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Rosa Luxemburg and Joan of Arc want to go on vacation together, but they already used up all of their vacation days. That's why for the upcoming eye examination in the ashram's bathroom, they put in some glass eyes so that they will get a sick leave.