块
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土
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夬
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Karl Koala let the crystal ball drop in the airplane's bathroom. He collected all the pieces and fixed them together again using nothing but dirt. After he asks the crystal ball whether or not everything is okay, the crystal ball replies that Karl is a piece of shit.
茎
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艹
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圣
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Joan of Arc (ji) wrote to Father Christmas (圣) that she wants a condom (茎) for her penis (茎), but instead Father Christmas only understood she wants a lot of stems (茎) so in front of the engine ((e)ng1) he hands her a sheet of artificial lawn (艹).