前
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䒑
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刖
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The Queen of Hearts is smoking some weed just inside the anthill's kitchen. She's so high that she thinks the lamp in front of her is the moon which wants to stab her with a kitchen knife.
The apocalypse has come, and archangel Gabriel (列) came down from heaven with his list (列) of people who are accepted. In the elevator's bathroom (e4) he tells Li Qingzhao (li) that she's on his list, and he tells the wicked witch (歹) that she's not. The wicked witch freaks out and takes Li Qingzhao as her hostage holding a kitchen knife (刂) to Qingzhao's throat.
腺
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月
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泉
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On a moonlit (月) night, Xi Shi (xi) booked a spa day at a hot water spring (泉) that turned out to be the bathroom in an anthill (an4). The ants were polite but insisted on a tiny towel and a strict “no cannonballs” policy. When the steam hit her, a gland (腺) in her elbow chimed in like a wellness coach, declaring this “peak exfoliation.” The moon (月), acting like a nosy neighbor, asked for a review, and Xi Shi (xi) gave it four stars—minus one for the long line of ants judging her bath-time poetry.