艾滋

艾 = 乂 + 艹 : Albert Einstein (Ø) cut himself, so he wanted to treat his wound with wormwood (艾) and mugwort (艾) in the airplane's bathroom (ai4). He finds that he accidentally used artificial lawn (艹) instead, and much worse, it has been used by someone else before. Quickly he uses a pair of pliers (乂) to draw out the artificial lawn again to stop (艾) getting aids (艾).

滋 = 兹 + 氵 : Zorro (z) tastes (滋) a bottle of water (氵) in front of the space station (Ø1) but it tastes like aids (艾 ai4 滋 zi1). Grieving that he develops (滋) the symptoms of aids he retreats on a Nimitz class aircraft carrier (兹).