脈診

脉 = 月 + 永 : Mahatma Gandhi (m) is getting married to the moon (月) in the airplane's bathroom (ai4). The moon puts a diamond ring (永) on Gandhi's finger which is so tight that Gandhi's arteries and veins (脉) are getting all bound off.

诊 = 㐱 + 讠 : After James II of England (zh) got his new Afro (㐱) he walks past an advertising column (讠) in the encampment's living room ((e)n3). On it it is written that recently there have been many lice infestations and that everyone should go and get an examination (诊).