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Rosa Luxemburg and Joan of Arc want to go on vacation together, but they already used up all of their vacation days. That's why for the upcoming eye examination in the ashram's bathroom, they put in some glass eyes so that they will get a sick leave.
to announce / to inform / report / newspaper / recompense / revenge / CL:份[fen4],張|张[zhang1]
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Before his ballet performance Beelzebub uses the aorta's bathroom, already wearing his tutu. He reads a newspaper holding it with toy claws so as to protect his hands from the ink.
to say / to tell / to announce / to report / to denounce / to file a lawsuit / to sue
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Guy Fawkes is informing the golden calf that it is not allowed to eat mandarins any more in the aorta's bathroom by pointing at a big LED screen stating so.
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Mnemonic symbol: one of these LED panels with public announcements which scroll horizontally over the panel.