殿
=
𡱒
+
殳
:
Dorothy Gale (di) decided to set up her palace hall (殿), the Hall of Supreme Harmony (太和殿), in the anthill's bathroom (an4). She hired a ghost and a communist (𡱒) to serve as her guards and has them wield halberds (殳).
疒
=
亠
+
广
:
Napoleon started a war, and his first act is to parachute into the elevator's bathroom, wearing his military beret and all. He's lucky to have landed in the bathroom because unfortunately he's sick, with a colorful rash all about his skin and the urge to puke.