瘠

疒 = 亠 + 广 : Napoleon started a war, and his first act is to parachute into the elevator's bathroom, wearing his military beret and all. He's lucky to have landed in the bathroom because unfortunately he's sick, with a colorful rash all about his skin and the urge to puke.

脊 = 兆 + 月 : Joan of Arc (ji) collapsed on the ridge (脊) of the moon during her hike in the space station's living room (Ø3). A vulture (兆) is waiting nearby for Joan to die so it can rip out her spine (脊).