丈
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一
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乂
:
Mnemonic symbol: ten feet are about 3 meters, so let's say Bigfoot. Nice side effect: that way it's easier to remember 丈夫 = husband (if your husband looks like Bigfoot). The ten feet tall Bigfoot (丈) just left the anglepod's bathroom (ang4), and he left something that looks like a big flute (一). James II of England (zh) needs to move it out of the way, but he'll touch it only with pliers (丈).
杖
=
丈
+
木
:
James II of England (zh) put a walking stick (杖) as a present for Bigfoot (丈) under the Christmas tree (木) in the anglepod's bathroom (ang4), but Bigfoot thinks the whole Christmas tree is supposed to be his walking stick, breaks of the branches and just uses the trunk of the tree as his new cane (杖).
仗
=
丈
+
亻
:
It's dog eat dog in the anglepod's bathroom (ang4). James II of England (zh), Rosa Luxemburg (亻) and Bigfoot (丈) are all getting ready for the big war (仗) between them, where they will fight to death for the title "Master of the Universe".
胀
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月
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长
:
James II of England (zh) bumps into the moon (月) riding his longboard (长) through the anglepod's bathroom (ang4) and instantly his head starts swelling (胀).
账
=
贝
+
长
:
The crab (贝) opened a bank account (账) at the James II of England's (zh) bank in the anglepod's bathroom (ang4), but the crab soon owns a lot of money to James II of England. One day James II of England has enough and confiscates the crab's longboard (长) to cover the debt.
帐
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巾
+
长
:
When James II of England (zh) is done with longboarding, he stores his longboard (长) under a towel (巾) and goes to sleep in a tent (帐) in the anglepod's bathroom (ang4).
障
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章
+
阝
:
The pope (阝) wants to hinder (障) the people to live their lives, but James II of England (zh) builds a barrier (障) made of section signs (章) in the anglepod's bathroom (ang4) and hinders (障) the pope to exit the room, thereby saving the people.
涨
=
张
+
氵
:
James II of England (zh) accidentally poured a bottle of water (氵) over his spreadsheet (张) in the anglepod's bathroom (ang4) and now it is swelling (涨) to an impressive size.