假
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亻
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叚
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Rosa Luxemburg and Joan of Arc want to go on vacation together, but they already used up all of their vacation days. That's why for the upcoming eye examination in the ashram's bathroom, they put in some glass eyes so that they will get a sick leave.
嗓
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口
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桑
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Socrates (s) has a sore throat (嗓), so he mixes himself a smoothie containing fresh mandarins (口) and mulberries (桑) inside the anglepod (ang3).