殿
=
𡱒
+
殳
:
Dorothy Gale (di) decided to set up her palace hall (殿), the Hall of Supreme Harmony (太和殿), in the anthill's bathroom (an4). She hired a ghost and a communist (𡱒) to serve as her guards and has them wield halberds (殳).
to guard / to protect / to defend / abbr. for 衛生|卫生, hygiene / health / abbr. for 衛生間|卫生间, toilet / surname Wei / vassal state during the Zhou Dynasty (1066-221 BC), located in present day Henan and Hebei Provinces
卫
=
工
+
亅
:
A steel beam (工) came loose in the Eiffel Tower's bathroom (ei4). Willy Walrus (w) guards (卫) the scene with a crowbar (亅) against gazers until the construction team to repair it arrives.