嗨
=
口
+
海
:
The sea (海) has already reached the airplane due to global warming. In front of the airplane (ai1) Hamlet (h) says "hi" (嗨) by throwing a mandarin (口) into the sea as a sacrifice.
药
=
艹
+
约
:
Maud Younger is on a date in the aorta, but she has to pass gas all the time. In the bathroom she desperately eats a sheet of artificial lawn, thinking that it should be the right medicine for her.