匀
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亠
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勹
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Yu the Great (yu) and the elephant (勹) joined the palace guard and are guarding the entrance to the encampment ((e)n2), but there was no uniform (匀) available that fitted the elephant. Yu the Great was nice enough to make a uniform form him. She even made him a large beret (亠). Now they both look very uniform (匀).
称
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尔
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禾
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Charlie Chaplin practices eating cereals blindfolded in front of the engine. As he is eating he wonders why the bowl is suddenly so heavy. The reason is that a peace dove sat down on the bowl and eats the cereals as well. The peace dove names Charlie Chaplin a real idiot because he doesn't notice.