骚
=
蚤
+
马
:
Socrates (s) is riding a unicorn (马) in front of the aorta (ao1), but the unicorn is constantly complaining (骚) that Socrates stinks (骚) and is flea- (蚤) infected.
瑞
=
王
+
耑
:
Rachel Rhinoceros (ru) is talking non-stop about how auspicious (瑞) Switzerland (瑞) is, and Martin Luther King (王) can't wait to go and see the country. He's getting ready to bolt away at the start line (耑) in the Eiffel Tower's bathroom (ei4).