儒
=
亻
+
需
:
Rachel Rhinoceros (ru) wants to become a Confucian (儒) scholar (儒) and study under Rosa Luxemburg (亻), but on her first day when she is on duty in the space station's kitchen (Ø2) she forgot her cowl and instead makes up with a rain cape (需).
religion / teaching / to make / to cause / to tell
教
=
孝
+
攵
:
Joan of Arc joined an apocalyptic religious sect that taught her to dig her own grave. Wearing a mourning veil, she breaks the floor of the aorta's bathroom open using a sledgehammer.