藍耳擬啄木鳥

(bird species of China) blue-eared barbet (Megalaima australis)

surname Lan

blue / indigo plant

ear / handle (archaeology) / and that is all (Classical Chinese)

to plan to / to draft (a plan) / to imitate / to assess / to compare / pseudo-

to peck

(bound form) tree / (bound form) wood / unresponsive; numb; wooden

woodpecker

variant of 屌[diao3] / penis

bird / CL:隻|只[zhi1],群[qun2] / "bird" radical in Chinese characters (Kangxi radical 196) / (dialect) to pay attention to / (intensifier) damned / goddamn