偶語棄市

偶 = 亻 + 禺 : Albert Einstein (Ø) is strolling through the outhouse (ou3) with his new mate (偶), Lord Monkey (禺), when they accidentally (偶) bump into his former mate Rosa Luxemburg (亻). They are all quite embarrassed because they weren't prepared to meet yet.

语 = 吾 + 讠 : Yu the Great is seeing some language advertisement on an advertising column in the space station. She decides to paint a big mandarin colored pentagram over the language ad.

弃 = 亠 + 弁 : The Queen of Hearts (qi) made a vow to not wear any hats anymore in the space station's bathroom (Ø4). She thus throws away (弃) her caps (弁) and her berets (亠) by throwing it out of the window into outer space.

市 = 亠 + 巾 : Mnemonic symbol: a supermarket.

Sherlock Holmes (sh) started a supermarket (市) in the space station's bathroom (Ø4), but all he has for sale right now are berets (亠) and towels (巾). He should have opened it at the beach!