脂
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旨
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月
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The moon (月) is dealing with too much fat (脂) and is not looking very nice lately. Thus, James II of England (zh) got an imperial decree (旨) to do something about it. James II of England uses the space station to fly to the moon, and in front of the space station (Ø1) James II of England applies a lot of rouge (脂) to the moon's face so that it gets a smoother complexion.
膏
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月
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高
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Guy Fawkes (g) built a skyscraper (高) in front of the aorta (ao1) which reaches up to the moon (月). Every month when the moon is full Guy Fawkes climbs the skyscraper to apply pain relieving paste (膏) to the moon's back to help him with his back pain.