秘密警察

秘 = 必 + 禾 : Khubilai Khan (必) enslaved Marilyn Monroe (mi) and now she has to serve as his secretary (秘). She has to bring him his cereals (禾) every morning into the space station's bathroom (Ø4), because Khubilai cannot do his poo-poo before he had his cereals.

密 = 宀 + 必 + 山 : Marilyn Monroe (mi) is secretly (密) making out with her secretary (密) Khubilai Khan (必). Because it has to be a secret (密), they meet in the space station's bathroom (Ø4) and hide under a huge graduation cap (宀). Just to be sure Khubilai Khan has two forks (山) in his hands to attack anyone who might enter and see them.

警 = 敬 + 言 : Joan of Arc keeps on toasting to herself inside of the engine and she got so drunk that someone called the police. The police warns her with a megaphone that she's going to be arrested if she doesn't stop, but Joan of Arc just toasts them and drinks the next shot.

察 = 宀 + 祭 : Charlie Chaplin (ch) just graduated, but in the ashram's kitchen an undercover agent (察) confronts him. The undercover agent has been investigating (察) Charlie's activities for quite some time and accuses Charlie of having copied most of his thesis. Charlie Chaplin bursts out in tears and admits the charges. He instantly offers to burn his graduation cap (宀) as a sacrifice (祭), hoping to appease the undercover agent.