玄
=
亠
+
幺
:
Xu Xian (xu) noticed that there is more and more black and mysterious (玄) lava (玄) in the anthill's kitchen (an2). To find out where the lava is coming from he draws tarot cards out of a beret (亠). He draws only aces (幺) though, and he doesn't really know how to interpret those.
秘
=
必
+
禾
:
Khubilai Khan (必) enslaved Marilyn Monroe (mi) and now she has to serve as his secretary (秘). She has to bring him his cereals (禾) every morning into the space station's bathroom (Ø4), because Khubilai cannot do his poo-poo before he had his cereals.