dog / CL:隻|只[zhi1],條|条[tiao2]
狗
=
句
+
犭
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This dog I will represent by a Great Dane (German: "Dogge", very similar to "dog").
Guy Fawkes (g) and the Grammar Nazi (句) are being walked by their dogs, a Dachshund (犭) and a Great Dane (狗), in the outhouse (ou3). Guy Fawkes and the Grammar Nazi are very interested in each other and spend a lot of time sniffing each other's butts.