毛遂自薦

毛 = 丿 + 二 + 乚 : Mahatma Gandhi finally found a way to get some hair again: Just inside the aorta's kitchen, he used a shovel to dig up several Cartesian coordinate systems. He rejoices, because finally his dream of being a punk once again can finally come true.

毛 = 丿 + 二 + 乚 : Mahatma Gandhi finally found a way to get some hair again: Just inside the aorta's kitchen, he used a shovel to dig up several bananas. Using a charged capacitor, he fuses them to his head.

遂 = 丷 + 豕 + 辶 : Mnemonic symbol: hemiplegia (半身不遂).

The mean crocodile (丷) has been observing the swine (豕) try on its gladiator sandals (辶) in the Eiffel Tower's bathroom (ei4) for quite some time. As it is ready to charge it is assaulted by Susan Saint Bernard (su) who bites the crocodile and instantly causes it to suffer from hemiplegia (遂) through her venom, thereupon (遂) giving the swine enough time to escape with its new gladiator sandals.

自 = 丶 + 目 : A hand mirror, which someone uses to look at her- or himself. The Eye of Providence is looking at itself in a handheld mirror in the space station's bathroom. It think it's indeed looking very good, since Zorro attached a petal leaf to its eyes.

荐 = 艹 + 存 : Joan of Arc (ji) purchased artificial lawn (艹) and a floppy disc (存) from the internet to offer sacrifice (荐) in the anthill's bathroom (an4). When she burns the artificial lawn and the floppy disc it gives a terrible smell, but Joan of Arc is satisfied how fast the things burn so she writes a very approving recommendation (荐) on the internet.