崭齐

崭 = 山 + 斩 : James II of England (zh) is mowing the lawn of a very (崭) high (崭) hill (山) in the anthill's living room (an3), but at the very (崭) moment he reaches the top of the hill he pushes the lawn mower (斩) over a fork (山) and ruins it.

齐 = 文 + 丿 + 丨 : The Queen of Hearts (qi) built a drum and a gong (齐). She made the drum by carving a hole into a big book (文) and spanning a hide over the hole very evenly (齐). The gong also consists of a huge book which has been cast in bronze, and its surface is quite even (齐). She can readily beat the drum using a dinosaur bone (丨), but when she strikes the gong with a banana (丿), the gong doesn't make any sound. The drum is ready, but the gong is not.

齐 = 文 + 丿 + 丨 : The Queen of Hearts (qi) built a drum and a gong (齐). She made the drum by carving a hole into a big book (文) and spanning a hide over the hole very evenly (齐). The gong also consists of a huge book which has been cast in bronze, and its surface is quite even (齐). She can readily beat the drum using a dinosaur bone (丨), but when she strikes the gong with a banana (丿), the gong doesn't make any sound. The drum is ready, but the gong is not.