崔永元

崔 = 山 + 隹 : Kitty Cat (cu) is hunting the sparrow (隹) in front of the Eiffel Tower (ei1) with a fork (山), but the sparrow feels to the top of a high, precipitous, snow-covered mountain (崔).

崔 = 山 + 隹 : Kitty Cat (cu) is hunting the sparrow (隹) in front of the Eiffel Tower (ei1) with a fork (山), but the sparrow feels to the top of a high, precipitous, snow-covered mountain (崔).

永 = 丶 + 水 : Yu the Great just got the most romantic proposal ever! In engine, somebody prepared a water fountain and had a diamond ring floating on a petal leaf float over to her. Unfortunately Yu the Great doesn't know who the ring is from, as her lover drowned in the water fountain earlier that day.

永 = 丶 + 水 : Mnemonic symbol: as the advertisements tell us, diamonds are forever. I'll represent 永 with a diamond ring.

元 = 二 + 儿 : Sun Wu Kong offers Yu the Great a coin just inside the anthill's kitchen. As Yu the Great takes it, she's literally shocked: Sun Wu Kong hooked up a capacitor to it to play a bad joke on her, and he's laughing his ass off.