惊扰

惊 = 京 + 忄 : Somebody set off engine's alarm in the middle of the night and Joan of Arc arrives in a rush to scare away any intruder with a flail. She was in such a rush and so tired though that she forgot to put on her pants and arrives in front of the engine just wearing ridiculous underpants which feature a pattern of berets, mandarins and daisies.

扰 = 尤 + 扌 : Robinson Crusoe (r) is just about to receive a medal (尤) for his life achievements in the aorta (ao3), but there is someone constantly disturbing (扰) him by bugging him with a toy claw (扌).