貪鄙

贪 = 今 + 贝 : The crab (贝) is so greedy (贪) that it rented out its shell to Tecumseh (t) to live in in front of the anthill (an1). It can't wait for the first day of the month to appear on its rip-off calendar (今) so that it can go to collect the rent.

鄙 = 口 + 亠 + 回 + 阝 : The imperator (阝) thinks Brunhilde (bi) is despicable (鄙) because she wants to go back to earth. Inside of the space station (Ø3) she gets ready to return in her box full of mandarins (回) and dons her beret (亠). As a goodbye gift she throws a mandarin (口) towards the imperator and returns (回) to earth.