to recommend / to offer sacrifice (arch.) / grass / straw mat
荐
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艹
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存
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Joan of Arc (ji) purchased artificial lawn (艹) and a floppy disc (存) from the internet to offer sacrifice (荐) in the anthill's bathroom (an4). When she burns the artificial lawn and the floppy disc it gives a terrible smell, but Joan of Arc is satisfied how fast the things burn so she writes a very approving recommendation (荐) on the internet.
椎
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木
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隹
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The sparrow (隹) put a very special present for Julian Giant Squid (zhu) under the Christmas tree (木) in front of the Eiffel Tower (ei1): a spine (椎).