九
=
丿
+
一
+
乚
:
Joan of Arc is on cloud nine in the outhouse. With a shovel, she dug up a banana: when she peeled it she found a flute inside, with which she instantly fell in love.
月
=
⺆
+
二
:
Yu the Great (yu) is modelling a moon (月) in the elevator's bathroom (e4). He uses a stapler (⺆) to staple a lot of capacitors (二) together to form a moon shape, while the real moon is sitting for him.
份
=
亻
+
分
:
Frankenstein's Monster (f) is participating in Rosa Luxemburg's (亻) speed reading challenge in the encampment's bathroom ((e)n4). He has to read as many newspapers and magazines (份) as possible in one minute. Rosa stops the time using a stopwatch (分).