孕
=
乃
+
子
:
Yu the Great (yu) has been dating a poltergeist (乃) recently in the encampment's bathroom ((e)n4) and now she has to tell him that she is pregnant (孕) with his egg (子).
宝
=
宀
+
玉
:
Beelzebub is busy drawing fake jewels and jade bracelets from a graduation cap in the aorta. He uses his magic graduation cap to change coal into precious treasure like jewels and jade bracelets to deceive and seduce humanity.