狗
=
句
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犭
:
This dog I will represent by a Great Dane (German: "Dogge", very similar to "dog").
Guy Fawkes (g) and the Grammar Nazi (句) are being walked by their dogs, a Dachshund (犭) and a Great Dane (狗), in the outhouse (ou3). Guy Fawkes and the Grammar Nazi are very interested in each other and spend a lot of time sniffing each other's butts.
to steal / to rob / to plunder / thief / bandit / robber
盗
=
次
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皿
:
Don Quixote (d) caught a pirate (盗) rob (盗) a valuable shallow bowl (皿) out of the aorta's bathroom (ao4). As punishment he puts the robber into the cube (次).