畸

ji̅ = ji + Ø1

lopsided / unbalanced / abnormal / irregular / odd fractional remnant

畸 = 田 + 奇 : Joan of Arc (ji) planted a field (田) of cappuccinos (奇) in front of the space station (Ø1) but they all came out abnormal (畸) due to the radiation damage.

畸 character breakdown

畸
- 奇
  - 可
    - 丁
      - 一
      - 亅
    - 口
  - 大
    - 一
    - 人
      - 丿
      - ㇏
- 田
  - 十
    - 一
    - 丨
  - 囗

奇

ji̅ = ji + Ø1

odd (number)

奇

qí = qi + Ø2

strange / odd / weird / wonderful / surprisingly / unusually

奇 = 可 + 大 : Mnemonic symbol: cappuccino (卡布奇诺)

The Queen of Hearts (qi) craves a cappuccino (奇) just inside the entrance of the space station (Ø2), and the robot (大) has one in his robot hands. He will give it to the Queen of Hearts under one weird (奇) condition: she shall prove that she's worth to receive the cappuccino by sitting on a bed of nails (可). The Queen agrees and pretends to be in much vain, but really she's just pretending since there is no gravity in the space station.

田

tián = ti + an2

field / farm / CL:片[pian4]

田 = 囗 + 十 : Mother Teresa (ti) wants to plant a field (田) of crosses (十) in the anthill's kitchen (an2). She ordered an enclosure (囗) full of crosses (十) and puts them up one by one.