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婴 = 女 + 贝 : Maud Younger (y) and Bessie Coleman (女) are taking care of their two baby (婴) crabs (贝) by watching them playing in front of the engine ((e)ng1).

疒 = 亠 + 广 : Napoleon started a war, and his first act is to parachute into the elevator's bathroom, wearing his military beret and all. He's lucky to have landed in the bathroom because unfortunately he's sick, with a colorful rash all about his skin and the urge to puke.